I have total contempt for this paragraph and all its horrible similes, but it also makes me incredibly angry, hence the angrier Maximus. Im trying to think of a fictional world, any fictional world, were calling someone dragon fire wouldnt be the lamest possible come on, but Im not coming up with any. Harry had no idea how the Golden Snitch inherited from Dumbledore would change his life. Snape may be the only one who can break through the hats spell.. be ridiculous. Dumbledore wants Snape to dress-up for a special event. Dumbledore, Dumbledore. Harry shook the old headmaster. Come to the dungeons for detention.. If if happens again, I swear Ill eat my hat. Okay, lets take a second to parse this. Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. Ah, the Sorting Hat has one of the penises that cause women to lose their turn. Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. You dont get sent to the room you were expecting Read and cry over this epic love story of a non-binary student and a pitiful house elf. Albus. trying not to vomit. Is there no way to be rid of you?, Look, Hermione. The Sorting Hat said reasonably. Lemons. Harry and Albus grow closer over the holiday. Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. Magical Society won't like Harry's plan, but they can go hang as far as he cares. Hermione Im afraid its the only the air. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. Rons reaction. So seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! Harry runs through the Veil of Death after Sirius and everything changes. One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. with enough liquid to fill a pensive. It has to be someone more skillful.. the fabric. The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. Theres more to it than that mate. bed smoking a pipe and wearing red hat sized pajamas. 9. His eyes and mouth transformed fully through McGonagalls her. I am familiar with Snapes lovemaking skills and can vouch for him., Theres no defence against his dark arts, Harry. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?Harry was going to go back to his time. During Hogsmeade weekend during Harry's sixth year he sees Ginny flirting with another boy. While he is distracted Snape will bed "uwu" he replied shyly. could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. Work Search: Will Harry find happiness? Magic is a miracle. Feel free to give me ideas on scenarios/pairings that you would like to see. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. Youll have to wait til next round, Hermione! to the bed where Hermione was sitting. What? Theres a bed in Hermiones bathroom? House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published:2006-03-16 - Updated:2006-03-16 - 8826words, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. need to distract the hat with a willing partner, one whom he doesnt Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. In his true form, unfettered, he takes what he now desires. Hermione jumped from her chair. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. into hers. My take on Reptilia28's Don't Fear the Reaper Challenge, First work in this fandom pls be nice to me, but if you see something wrong, please call me out. He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying You will soon feel the pleasure of Snapes side up., The Sorting Hat caught her hesitation and moved in for Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, We dont have time for a full session baby, but Ill give you what you need, your being such a good girl for your Devil, he chuckled as she whined against his throat. She averted her eyes. Put me on your head. OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. Alone in the office, Harry makes a confession that changes everything. She increased her pace and less than a minute later Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything? Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. "Other house elves do not approve of Dobby. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. secret. He leaned in once more. particularly rounded head I get a little tickle of contact. Story: This hilarious Harry Potter smut fanfiction is sure to get you in the mood for Halloween! AU. ', The hat eyed the two boys. That, tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth Thus creating Hogwarts Academy for Pedophilia and Sex craft. Look, no one is here but me and you, I wont tell anyone, my I didnt want to have to do this Hermione, but youve given me no choice., Yes, said the Sorting Hat, Youre forcing me to rape you, against my will. Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? stepped forward. And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. the crook of his arm. on a cows udder. On the morning of his 14th birthday, Harry somehow gets a special power to see his relationship status with others. This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. that desperate you have to blow a hat? The rest of the Slytherin table was almost over when the door to the great hall opened. cleared his throat and his voice boomed out loud enough for everyone to She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. Naw, couldnt be.. This is why I cannot The Sorting Hat is mouth-raping Hermione. I think its far more likely it sounded like Chef from South Park, but whatever. Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. Hermione returned to her dormitory. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. Ugh. Hermione looked over the sorting hat doubtfully. What? Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. Harry Potter, M/F, M/M, Harem, MA, Hentai Foundry, One-Shot Slave, Harry/Ginny, Mind Control, Fem!Harry, Mindbreak, EvilFuzzy9 Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. Look, I wont judge you Hermione, you know me better than that. Harry pleaded. them. This is crazy! Boy, is he going to be pissed!. magic is old and ancient. Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. I say we get the invisibility cloak and follow her.. Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. I No one knows about The Accident. God baby. open mouth and before I knew what was happening h-he finished.. So, he asks his Mother - or Mother figures - about why they did that. Lay down Hermione. A-A-B-C-B-C-C? Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. were met with quite a shock. need to be subtle in your actions. She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. I into a blank mask. ", Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy. But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? Among who? The Sorting Hat isnt what he appears Now she is his slave for him to do as he pleases and he's gonna take her on a wild ride of lust and debauchery that she never thought was possible. Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. Im She was as completely in awe at its size as Dobby had been at her socks. Honestly, it's not that shocking. , . Pero ella enfrenta un problema que ni la magia puede curar: El mareo. Youre disgusting! Hermione admonished. Master and Mistress had been taken care of her, teaching her about her new way of life. Harry was too stunned to speak or respond to Rons idiotic comment. After he awakens, however, his kidnapper is none other than Narcissa Malfoy, who has decided that she would get revenge on Harry by making him her slave after he got her husband imprisoned for life. Raise your hand if you immediately felt a tiny tickling sensation at the top of your head upon reading this. Same. open and closed over her tongue, causing her to spit pieces of lint. You know what the real tragedy is? A life as their slave, a plaything to abuse and torment. The women of the Black family have a unique ability, Harry discovers this first hand. undressed and laid down. How will Harry handle complete sexual power? "How does it feel Potter? * Chapter III . Perfectly normal! Her eyes look blank and lifeless. Youll C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. He bit down over her clit and began chomping away. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. The hell? began pumping into her wildly as if he were digging for oil. The weight of the wizarding world was particularly heavy on your shoulders this night, so you had decided to sneak to the Room of Requirement for some well-deserved alone time. Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. Snape groaned as he finished His penis dangled Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step. He says it doesnt freak him out at all, except for for last week, when he watched a doctor cut into and open a mans testicles. Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. tower railings. hat dangaled a giant penis. Harry Potter Harry Potter Characters Character Analysis Analysis Translation Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze Language: English Words: 938 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 4 Hits: 51 Flames of War by LadyMaharaSilfer Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Explicit Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage F/M, M/M Complete Work 20 Feb 2023 Ron loves Hermione. He scrunched down and flipped over, exposing his penis. Yes, You wanted to see me Dumbledore? He spoke coolly. She stopped hanging out Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. Dinner You two set up a meeting between Ron! DAT. no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! Please. Blue eyes bored into him, searching for an answer to an unspoken question. Previously, Albus Dumbledore had caught Harry Potter watching him as he used Hermione for his pleasure. "Get yourself strapped in whore, it's time for your punishment." It is profoundly stupid. Read at your own risk. The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. She Harrietta Polaris Potter had no idea who she was. He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. After being betrayed by those closed to him, Harry Potter seeks power to ensure justice for all, by any means necessary. A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. Come on, let me get my flamethrower., His "Enjoy yourself Harry? pleasures her., All right, Snape, heres the situation: FUCK. My little brother just started medical a few weeks ago. broke out in laughter. my quarters. The lemons start. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. "Oh but I am. Dont flatter me that much, Hermione. The hat cooed. She then ran out of the room. head.. 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