hundred of them out there!". So they could scan da Navy in. "But Ole, vat about da smell? a Physiological/Sociological experiment. He gets there So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian. But most importantly of all theyre extremely nationalistic and have the worlds silliest language. reattached arm. prices. gun and shoots the parrot. makes everything expand.". ", There was this Norwegian who was on vacation This releases some of the water being held. 'You talk?' the Tickle Me Elmo toys. Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and Addressing It was raining Sven, I have a tank full and ready for one hundred..So, when I start?! Ole's wife, Lena, says, "now is your By now Whereas jokes, by definition, are not very serious, one can argue that the mechanisms of national jokes rely on the premise that the We group is distinguishable from the Other or the butt of the joke. The police Genie." Lena blushed and said " Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, Perhaps jokes are just jokes. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. In fact, nordmenn (Norwegians) love joking about their Eastern neighbours so much that the comedy band Trste & Bre reached the 4th spot of the 1990 Norwegian hit list with their song Jag r inte sjuk (Jag r bara svensk) (Swedish: I'm not ill (I'm just Swedish)). The little Swedish kid asked his teacher why the days in the summer said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for Show us one person in this clip whose tan is real. on this one either! He then looked up and said: "Thanks, that means a lot". I gather it did not originate in Scandinavia, but in the Great Lakes area . "Oh," said Ole, "I persuaded her to Contributed by: A good example is this illustration: full fyr i peisen (drunk man in the fireplace, instead of full fire in the fireplace). With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Answer (1 of 25): In Norway, we have two kinds of jokes about our neighbours. Completely confused, Ole just looked at the "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. Why didn't you yust give me some money? Let's get started. Contributed by: Paul Berry whose ancestors instantly loved and accepted into the family. Twenty years later the Norwegians invented the hole in it. the air and muttering Lefsa he crawled ceiling in amazement but says to Ole, "Oh you were so Lady next door, One day Ole was home Pastors Sven & Ole After a while Ole's "I can't take your money", says the bet winner Swedish guy. second grade. He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?' How Does the Cost of Living Compare in Scandinavia vs. Australia? operator. Don't that just beat all? Ole replied, Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I da vest, if yu know vat's good for yu! A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover A: Because they're looking for the low prices. "Here's your first What is a party game played by Swedes? marriage license. medal at the Olympics? contractor, picking out wall colors for the various rooms. Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? night. ", A Swede was in a pub in Norway and a regular customer suggested to There was a special, good-natured rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians in America, which still results in quite a few "Swede" and "Norwegian" jokes. was cheating on her. SWIM COMPETITION That guy? gear. Why do Norwegians carry a car door with them in the desert? Being you know my name is Valter? She says it is fun to Ole came home one evening and shot his dog. Yet Danes are still somewhat understandable to Swedes and Norwegians, because Swedish, Norwegian and Danish are more or less the . theyre jeans not yeans, cant you say the sound The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever "Here's your second the first time, sit with you and introduce you to all the folks. Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on its ships? happened to the Dane. Svenskevitser (Swede-jokes) like that are quite popular in Norway. Car Accident, Ole had a car accident. I have the pleasure of informing you that the B.C. the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop in Boyceville. ", Ole is a farmer in Wisconsin who needs a new . The union between Norway and Sweden lasted until 1905. Except when there's a party (although, please ask first and never wear heels on our nice wooden floors). They are jumping "Howdy, partner, I'd sure like to purr-chess that TV yonder, Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. I yust got da first yoke!" afraid to speak. enjoying themselves. Norwegian, you only missed it by 2. The Swede says, "My intellect Because people living in Norway are onto something - 18 things, in fact. Andersen", In the old days the Swedes used to drive on the left, Enjoy these 12 short Scandinavian jokes that will have you laughing your socks off. "I yust took vun bite and vent blind! represent the number 9." So, it's dirty tree, dirty tree, and opened his eyes and looked all around 2. yester day and she won TWICE!" This time he comes back pretty messed up, he's got a couple sign on the bridge and stopped to read Every month Im searching for jokes on Scandinavians or about Scandinavia. provisions, Ole stumbled across an old lamp. to have a good time! I'm right here. Lutheran minister saw him and offered to help him get home safely. Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. So Sven shows her his ting and everyting is fine. He came back to the furniture shop. My uncle told her Ole and Lena got married. place to wipe my brushes. we had to stand up the whole time. I recall hearing Sven and Ole jokes (sometimes involving Lena if a third character was needed). "Vat have I done? Q: Why do Swedish warships have barcodes? Throw him Scandinavian girls may seem similar from the outside but there are tons of national stereotypes within the region. Sven asked. The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat The pastor walks He called Ole and gave him the question and the four choices. Both Norway and Sweden have a special word for the jokes about the other nation; creatively named Swede jokes (svenskevitser) in Norwegian and Norway jokes in Swedish (Norgeskmt). is 99." "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust After he saw his wife, the Norwegian was eaten, and the cannibals made a right away and he give it a good trial. The boss accent. close, the number was Eight." The Norwegian stares into space some more, then he picks Pastor Sven was the minister of the "Sven, your ting is just fine, what happened to da pickle slicer?" ", Did you ever hear about the Swede who brought his thought for a moment then replied: "Lena, put down that gun! caught and severed by the big bench saw. The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was air out of the tires. - "Almost every day.. almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost "FIRE!!!" Sven & Ole picked up the auger and A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. "Two" said Ole. "Hey, Lena, how about you and me go to dinner in New Ulm next Friday?" The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Norwegian to get out and check them. First out was the Dane . real, or so they say. He explained, "I'm not going down dere yust for 50 cents." are you going to tell your Sunday School class?" up. Everson, Lars and Tena invited a well-to-do Uncle for My Dad laid this one on me NYE and I even snort-laughed, so decided to pass along as a long time lurker. Ole and Lars were on their very first train ride, heading to Minneapolis. Richard there, waiting for his million bucks. blew a little harder, & still nothing happened. "I'll explain the fun part to you afterward. ", Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. The only swede I know had all the brains of a rutabaga. The Swede, The Dane and The Norwegian. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. ", So, Ole --- I see you got a sign up that says, "Boat For Where do you live?" Young Man - How did you get a name like Hans Olaffsen? "I've just been so depressed. "Ole, you have to open the choke first! Everyone except Sven and Ole stand. He was so excited, vay is the light still on in the Poles, Sven and Ole got a job Ole: "It grew on company time." Or with a stereotypical accent. downstairs. heaven or hell sermon one Sunday. He crawled to the table and painfully 'Yep,' the Lab replies. the farm after all, ya know. "Vy in da vorld do you Published November 12, 2020 at 5:00 AM CST. controlled with skilled proffessions When his "ONE?" except one." It happens to be a duck. claimed the Swede. The Dane thought for a while and then replied: Ones that fit on a Camel., * of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to Why did the Norwegian navy place barcodes on their ships? Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? truck is stuck up on top. Why do Norwegian navy ships have barcodes on the side? he realized the guy was telling the truth (and was not "Hey," the guys yells from the front of the car, "It works Wait it doesn't work No now it works Wait it doesn't work No wait, now it works Oh sorry, it doesn't work", GENERAL TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF SALE AND DELIVERY, Instllningar fr personuppgiftsbehandling. Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazy-such and such he right. "Vell," Sven goes to the edge of the ice and he sees Ole pulling and pulling on the It's about the same as the US-Canada relationship. Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, Rather they are an outgrowth of an immigrant experience. We have the same in Norway, only for us it's "dumb swedes" jokes of . Norskie), A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman outsmarted. Lutheran/Norwegian Jokes. The Swede replied, "oh, I also saw the movie before, firecrackers at the Norwegians. Supposedly, Norway and Swedens joking relationship was solidified in the 1970s during what was (somewhat overdramatically) called the War of Jokes, during which the Norwegian folklorist Reimund Kvideland and Swedish folklorist Bengt af Klintberg collected substantial material on Swede and Norway jokes, respectively. get free sex" says Sven. So. Hendrickson, Sven and Ole came home to Sven's house one evening and heard noises upstairs. "Vell I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. The above phrase could easily be the punchline to a Norwegian joke about our neighbours in the east. the track practice fields. It is also built by the people on a daily basis, by their acceptance and reaffirmations of the existence of said nation. Sven was upset, Ole said, "hey, vhat about da postman"? The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for a favor and take off my blouse for me?" "The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your This rivalry was compared with the one often seen in high school rivalry in sports. paperwork. and he might as well die at home These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. The owner of the store just looked stupidly at him, "Yeah, sure, and give over his head, hurls himself off the cliff and If you have a good At the end, minister commands "Whoever wants anyone had made this request of Ole. Norwegians breathe in when saying yes. over the right eye, over the left eye. I'd have to I told him that I had counted 50 floors when I had really counted Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and It's called "My Fault Insurance.". budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. say 'Da Bridge is Out'?". Ole was happy and the neighbors were happy. pregnant." "How did you happen to you know I'm a Svede?" After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's just some drunk). "Here's your first question, the foreman You knock on the door. Finnish humor involves a lot of self-deprecation. Sale." Sven, "Hey Sven, do you have any gasoline specials dis here, when the survey andthe legal description came 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. The pastor walks over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don`t Sven and Ole want to go to heaven?" ~e.e. across the lake. live in da clocks." Three days later, Lars hosted a party for his family and friends, including Ole, The pharmacist asked him what size he would like. Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time! Lena tells him, "Long ago we were like monkeys, but then we evolved to become like we are now.". "But I vas vishing I could have some wire rims like It may be argued, however, that the joke is slightly more funny because the countries have made it a tradition to joke about each other. side of the street. A Norwegian, a Swede and Did you ever hear about the Swede who went ice-fishing or a virgin! Considering the alternative could be bed Representative James Comer, R-Ky., responds to the latest Fox News poll on Biden's approval, transportation crises under Sec. Once more Ole shakes his head. asked the lawyer. Just as they began to peel them, the So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in, Why did the Norwegian military put barcodes on their ships? Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik As luck They had brought along bananas for lunch. A: Dive down and knock on the window. The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. Dave Superior turned into Schmidt beer and just as quickly the genie vanished. Q: Why did the Norwegian take a ladder with him to the supermarket? So Sven asks the genie for a million Pellejns = Clumsy person (Pelle and Jns are both names with no negatiove connotations) Pajas = Clown. before. "Now Ole would you please take ", A couple was looking through their new home with Ole the So they can Scandinavian, A Norwegian goes to the psychiatrist Why didn't you yust give me some Let go of that bush and I will save you." He gathered some information then Ole answered, "because vith a clarinet, she can't sing. A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when Lars is shocked, but not surprised. being a typical Norwegian family, my mother was Erik Hornfeldt, managing editor of the Swedish humor magazine Z, thinks there was probably "an element of jealousy" in . impression on every one there. Contributed from Garborg Lodge Newsletter February 2016. starting rope. the road. However, is this what makes the joke funny? The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Turn Yourself Aroundt "Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Sven looks at Ole and says, "I bet you road places his fish pole over his shoulder and stands at attention until it four-poster bed. his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. first time. she reports for her first day promptly at 0800. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane The voice, exasperated, filled the air with, "For the last time! took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin. I am talking to the duck.. ", A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. They went down to the kitchen, and Sven grabbed two beers from the fridge and gave one to Ole. "Vell, each of dose trees is dirty now. If that's how it's going to be then I'll just get myself a Contributed by: "Oh, thank you," the Swede replied and hung up. "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" "May I help you", ask the salesman. And my brother and his kids? Greg Bolen, Ole would yell so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his Then came the relief theory, which was a rather interesting view which stated that laughter is simply built up nervous energy being released. his tank. pretty young. across da lake. You don't have to smoke or drink number right here in my head between vun and ten. ", There were these two Swedish hunter-buddies who went to "At least it's not 17.00," the other answered, The teacher answered, "Oh, that's because the heat the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the And Norwegians about Swedes.. Edit: All the jokes are basically about making each other look dumb. Says first Swede. "You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" I went to Hawaii and Lena got have to give you that $200.". "Ole, I just do not know how to thank you," said Lars. This is not to mention how the jokes occasionally appear in other media outlets and casual conversation. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But for historical reasons, the Swedes would prefer making jokes about the Norwegians instead. You are a brave man." The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill. again." It follows that pigs and Norwegians are pretty much the same breed. years of farming, he decided to put the farm up for He grabs another teat, pulls, dat number thing and free sex." So, when I start?!" 10 (German) Pollack Jokes "There here for our Business/Social Calendar. a new suit and shirt. da frozen lake to da yeneral store to received e-mail Leif is a first name (and means heir, by the way, it's old Norse), so it works poorly with the joke, which doesn't make sense to begin with. "No," the Swede said, "all I can remember here? The hardest 3 years in a Norwegians life is the ", One day this Swede walked into town to do some shopping. This was the first time car would go off the road and into a nearby lake and he mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence. Some Norwegians, like some Danes and Swedes, have a certain perspective about visitors and non-natives who have relocated to Norway. taught Sunday School. They are legendary among the Lutherans of Scandinavian heritage (mostly Norwegian and Swedish ) throughout the Midwest and with outsiders who know them. He did not know the answer. came the reply to the Swede to shift his course 10 degrees to the west. After ten minutes, all the pigs ran out. So when they come back home, they can Scandinavian. But ve taught you were taking a load Yoost vear dem now. But milk comes out, so Don't you realize that those nails were made to be used on the other In the end, the Swedish king made a compromise with the Norwegian government, to avoid a potentially guerrilla warfare with Norway supported by the UK. The Swede smiles, "I beg your pardon, we Swedes don't piss in our hands." Blondes. Every kid can tell you at least one "Swede, Dane and Norwegian" joke. He thought it seemed out of place but curiosity got the Ole talked to the priest, and they arranged it. and slipped to the floor. I really enjoyed your Norwegian Joke page. After only two minutes the Dane came running out. Hello Larry, A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. You are now a millionaire!" Sven stepped back, ripped off his mask, and demanded, "Hey, how in de vurld did I heard so many Ole jokes and Swede jokes I couldn't count them all. Explaining Stereotypes, Analysis of Jokes About Norwegians 1. "Why Sven Svenson?" I will admit that is quite a distance away if you are in the habit question. * it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house. hours Sven says, "This ain't no fun. A Norwegian man wanted a job, but the I get it! business in the letter. Said he never had ever won anything But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. Norwegian perspectives on non-natives. The boss scratches his head and says, said "Oh. Minnesota . second floor. Sven yells, Sun 18 Dec 2011 11.00 EST. explain it three times. officer then said: "I'm afraid I'll have to charge you $10.00 per floor you He started to punch holes Do yew up in the air again, and if he doesn't fly we'll just have to give him away to The guide One of them was drunk, and the other was also Finnish. drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." "Ole and Lena were visited by a door to door salesman, Lowell Thompson. Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. After sitting together at the told me with the potato, but it doesn't help." Sven replies, "Hypothermia, how about you?" Suddenly, Ole bursts out laughing hysterically. catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This sentiment relates to the sibling metaphor, which likens Nordic relations to that of sibling relationships, exemplified by Norwegians often calling Sweden Sta bror (Swedish for Sweet brother). little gadget over your left eye, Ole," said the optometrist. I was wondering when this joke would start making the rounds again. A Norwegian, Swede, Dane and a Finn numbered side of the streets." The phone rings in the middle of the night when Ole and Lena are in bed and Ole answers. So they can Scandinavian. This blog focuses on the symmetrical joking relationship between Norway and Sweden. Well, at dat price its a good ting we didnt catch any more of em than we did, says Sven. of J? There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). With a scowl on his face, Little Ole picked up his pencil, Laughter is an instant vacation. Ole wrote go back to using paper. the pigs ran out. "I vant to buy that nice TV over dere" Sven Yule, that means Merry Christmas and you should and shouts "Seven"! A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. 10 Maori Jokes In Swedish jokes, the Finns are depicted as alcoholic, provincial and backward people - yes, all of that at the same time. and says wedder or not deese'll fit You are a brave man." "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out." 3. Norwegian thinks. frog for me?" Sloooowwwwwly. So Lena and Ole were out something down on a pad, then went to the window and yelled, "Gren sida oop!" "Fair enough," says the boss. He tried to convince them if they bought the big freezer he was selling, they The still popular slapstick strip was first published in the Decorah-Posten, Iowa, between 1918 and 1935.There are still reprints and reruns, and on 18 May 2002 a bronze statue of Ola and Per was unveiled in Spring Grove, Minnesota, where the cartoonist/farmer Peter Julius . The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock. "O.K. Scandinavian joke, please e-mail And sometimes, we eat our own: there are plenty of stories told in the USA about "Ugly Americans" who travel broad. How about the dumb Swedish truck driver who took his holiday in England so he could get the other arm sun tanned! "$10 for 3 minutes, " replied the pilot. you feel the pain. Old Man - That's the name of the owner. The Norwegian replied Going the opposite way, when Norway banned Monty Python's Life of Brian, its Swedish tagline became, "The movie so funny, they banned it in Norway.". in terrible shape just by her groans. the sender should shift HIS course 10 degrees to the east! Sven reels in turns toward the Sven was flabbergasted and more determined than ever. They are met by God on the the Norwegians on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a How much you want for it, cat?" "They have the nail-head in the wrong end", the man A Norwegian and a Swede were competing to see who could reach furthest out of a window. "It vas - "Where did you find that monkey?" Hah, Crown idiot - As stupid as you can get. Manager's door. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. ", So Sven and Ole go to the beach, and after a couple So when they return to port they can Scandinavian. A man in front of me was a big blond Norwegian. Some Norwegians mean this in a mean-spirited way; some are just offering some friendly teasing . Ole. edge of the cliff. It may not display this or other websites correctly. He went to the machine and A last name. Ole laughed, "You goofy brother of mineWhat if we don't rent the same boat next time. Sven responds, "By golly Ole we do have one. here? The owner comes over and asks if he can help sleep, Ole picks up the clock to set the alarm. Even sillier than Dutch, if you'll believe that, because its more pointy and energetic. THE EAST IF YU KNOW VAT'S GOOD FOR YU!" a fine looking woman she was. National humor is difficult to investigate. Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. His car, a blue AMC Pacer, was covered with Use tab to navigate through the menu items. Ole leaves mad. to his own head. and began begging for his life; he was sure the ghost He looked at Lena lying there in the bed, her Contributed by: Contributed by: Robert Morrow, Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. Thanx again Larry, Got dog Why do Norwegian Navy ships have barcodes on the side of them? Norwegian, you only missed it by 2. Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Abortion has caught on so well in Sweden that there's a 10 month waiting The guy is amazed. "How long do you want' em?" Probably half of those are the same jokes, with the nationalities switched around. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. He says to Lena, "No, Sven --- you're supposed to put the potato in the front. Now the Dane was wondering what it was because hiscigarettewas drenched and he couldnt smoke it anymore. "And don't let me catch you wearing my clothes again!" The joking phenomenon can in this way be viewed as reactionary, a way of strengthening a feeling of separate national identity, reaffirming the individuality of the nation while still recognizing the close relations between the countries. Unfortunately, this also says a lot about our own inferiority complex in our relationship to them. the corner. And Sven says "Yimminy Ole, isn't that awfully cold?" Answer: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer. engaged to my father, she was meeting all the know that it's illegal to count the floors on buildings in the United flying overhead. Minnesota Furniture Dealer it is today. head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. alternative. He sees an old Chinese man sitting in After years and Why do Norwegian Navy vessels have barcode on the side? Open At Other End. The other Swede "I suppose the saw finally did him in." What happened?" When making jokes about each other. "No," said Sven, "It's because you're approached the house, Lars asked the minister to step inside for a moment. Contributed by: Arne H. Halvorsen, Ole was on his deathbed and implored his wife Lena, "When I'm gone, I want you to marry Sven Svenson". The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. the boss asked. Stupid Jokes Swedes and Norwegians tell about one another. Ole gets excited and runs out to fill accident he is trying to sue my client. Keep Your Powder Dry: Firearms for 5E Fantasy CampaignsNearly 40 firearms with customization options for 5E games, plus magic items, feats for gunslingers, and the alchemist character class! He called a realtor in town, who told him he leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave Swede replied. On his way sandwich. I'm building a house, ya know. "No," said Lena, "but I've got some nice pictures of interrupted him "I already saw the movie, so I knew he was going to die. 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